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Wadsworth is Cywren Caster's personal Mister Handy butler at Megaton   in the year 2277. His Tenpenny Tower counterpart is Godfrey.

ServicesEdit

He can offer Cywren...

  • Haircuts
  • Jokes
  • Purified Water
  • Information on home equipment she buys
  • Recomend she see a doctor

Notable QuotesEdit

  • "I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."
  • "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?'"
  • "Two atoms are in a bar. One says, 'I think I lost an electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' To which the other replies, 'I'm positive.'"
  • "A neutron walks into a bar. 'How much for a drink here, anyway?' To which the bartender responds, 'For you, no charge.'"
  • "I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims."
  • "Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

TriviaEdit

  • If ignored when greeting Cywren, Wadsworth will mutter sarcastically "under his breath", i.e.: "How may I serve you, Master? (not that I really want to...)"
  • Wadsworth will occasionally greet Cywren with "Good to see you alive and well today Madame," then will mutter sarcastically "well, good to see you any way" if he is ignored.

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