The Military Morons are of a vague relations ship to Johnny Toast. They joined the Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire in Gmod Paranormal Ghost Hunting Horror Map Part 1, but sadly died. Johnny Ghost especially hated them because they believed that the ghosts they were facing were not real, that Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast were cos-playing as themselves, and that all the blood and bodies that they were seeing were not real. Johnny Ghost repeatedly tried to send them to their deaths before they died and became ghost themselves.