|Played by||Jordan Frye|
|Group||Warrior and a King|
|Weapon||Shortsword, Broken Straight Sword, Shield, Knight Sword|
|Debut||THE SERIES IS OVER! - Mini Minecraft/Dark Souls 35|
Squishy Trump was an adventurer and explorer who had purple hair, green eyes, and a yellow mark on his cheek. Similar to Cywren Caster, Asylum Weaver and Vahl Aradur, Squishy has had his mind invaded by Jordan Frye. He is also the cousin of Chorrol Constable.
Unlike Vahl or Crywen, Squishy Trump has no specified personality traits and is much more of a mere tool for Jordan to use achieve his ends. Though he does speak from time to time, it is all but incomprehensible gibberish. Not being very social, Squishy often ignores and skips over dialogue and does not seem to be interested in companionship. With his only true desires being to kill any enemy Jordan wills him to, only showing frustration and anger when he fails to do this.
- THE SERIES IS OVER! - Mini Minecraft/Dark Souls 35 (First appearance)