When Goober touched the Floating Gun of the Aztecs, he turned into Sparkly Puddlebuns, who was hunted down by Officer Maloney, who later died from disbelief after Sparkly Puddlebuns transported in large quantities of water bottles. He was on the loose at the local Olive Garden of Butts, N.C. He wants hugs. He's from the planet Moolah in the constellation of Sparkly Googah. He's also over grade 10, presumably on the Paranormal Entity power scale.
- Spawns trash cans, snowmans, and "watah bottles".
- float through solid cabinets.
- "Does that mean...I'M A UNICORN?!"
- "WATAH BOTTELZ!"
- "Hello! (Snowman Voice)"
- "Sparkly Puddlepuns!"
- "Just drink some Watah bottlez and ah'll be okay."