Sally Betty Jessica
Venturiantale all woman by mrszeldaslayer-d73nzoc
Gender "ALL WOMAN" as (s)he says
Played by Jordan Frye (Venturian)
Status Alive
Position/Rank N/A
Nationality Hispanic Acachallan American
Age 30-50's
Group The Acachalla Family
Weapon Her Own Fat
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Sally Betty Rake Jessica has claimed to be the real mother of Sally but is really her stepmother and the third wife of Sally's stepfather, Papa Acachalla. She first appeared in the Gmod Haunted Prison Map. She has facial hair and is always mistaken for a man. She works with Chakalata Soup, Poopoo and Goober and at Olive Garden, she only eats olives. She loves to drink beer and has a power to springboard around using her fat. She looks exactly like Papa Acachalla and has trouble sitting down in chairs because of her size.


Sally Betty Jessica is beautiful very loud and selfish. She ain't afraid to state her opinion, even if it is likely to offend others. She is demanding at times and does not care about others. Sally Betty Jessica also seems to have no manners what so ever. Some how being more crude than even Papa Acachalla himself.

Sally Betty Jessica seems very fond of her weight and appearance. Even though it is most people's main reasoning of questioning her title as a "woman". None the less, She uses her own fat to complete objectives. using her body weight in such a way that can even be considered super human.

Though no doubt crude, even sally betty Jessica has her limits, being disgusted and mortified by the Ghostly Toilets and Poopoo when her name was revealed.


Due to being a pure blooded Acachalla, Sally Betty Jessica looks roughly identical to Papa Acachalla. Albeit a few minor differences like having a pony tail.




She calls herself "Sally's real mother" but is actually just the third wife of her stepfather, Papa Acachalla, Sally's real Parents are Medusa (Papa's second wife) and her unnamed first husband.

Papa AcachallaEdit

Sally Betty Jessica happens to be Papa Acachalla's Doppleganger. She is Papa's third ex-wife,the first being a woman named Cleopatra, his rival since 7th grade, and the second being Sally Acachalla's mother, Medusa.

It was revealed by Papa that Sally Betty Jessica is the same species as him, which is Acachallan.

Venturiantale all woman by mrszeldaslayer-d73nzoc

She is all woman!!

Chakalata Soup + CompanyEdit

Lived and worked with them once on a deserted island with only a kitchen on it. They eventually escape the island and start working at an Olive Garden in Butts, N.C. (Butts, North Carolina).

The RakeEdit

The Rake is Sally Betty Jessica's second husband.They got married at a carnival in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. 

Slender ManEdit

Sally B. Jessica

Slender started dating Sally Acachalla, and when Sally Betty Jessica married the Rake, he thought the Rake was marrying Sally Acachalla. It is unknown if Slender and Sally Betty Jessica have met, but it can be assumed as Slender went to Sally Betty Jessica's and the Rake's wedding.

Susan Rake JessicaEdit

Susan Rake Jessica is Sallly Betty Jessica and The Rake's daughter and the stepsister of Sally Acachalla.She is a dragon and she had Maddie Fiend babysit her

Sally Bettty Jessica's SisterEdit

A woman claiming to be Sally Betty Jessica's sister came to Chakalata Soup's Olive Garden looking for her nephew, it is unknown if this nephew is Sally Betty Jessica's, Uncle Charlie's, or Uncle Wilbur's son

Sally Betty Jessica's Sister's NephewEdit

It is unknown if he is Sally Betty Jessica's or Uncle Charlie's son.

Uncle CharlieEdit

Uncle Charlie is Sally Acachalla's Uncle on Sally Betty Jessica's side, meaning he is Sally Betty Jessica's brother.


  • She has a mating call.
  • In the episode Baby Mario Bros in High School, she owns the school baby Mario and Luigi are going to.
  • Sally Betty Jessica describes Sally Acachalla`s eyes as "Like Dolls Eyes"
  • She talks as if she has been smoking a lot.
  • She has a sister who is all man, Apparently.
  • She is identical to Papa Acachalla.
  • She once been a waitress at a resturant before.
  • She claims to be related to Sally somehow as stated by Jimmy Casket and by Sally Betty Jessica herself, in actuality she is her step mother
  • She is all woman.
  • She is married to The Rake and on their wedding day they held a carnival and all the relatives were zombies but Slenderman, Herobrine and their fellow zombie fighters killed all the relatives before they could arrive.
  • She lives next to BonBon and his mom.
  • And finally, SHE IS ALLLLLLL WOMAN!!!!!


  • "My name is Sally Betty Jessica."
  • "I can springboard my fatness on the pavement. (...) It worked, and I knocked over a steel girder in the process"
  • "This isn't a Best Buy! Stop throwing random Technology at me!!"

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