Midas Cannons are weapons that can turn anything (including a
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A Midas Cannon

living person) into solid gold. It needs quarters inserted into it to operate.

Saleswoman tried to sell one to Bob. Then, Bob turned his wife, cousins, furniture, and saleswoman to gold.

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