|Hot Dog Lady|
|Played by||Bethany Frye|
|Position/Rank|| Premium Hot Dog Saleswoman (former)
President of the United States of America (Current)
She stole a hot dog cart, and runs the Premium Hot Dogs Stand, which sells premium hotdogs. When she went to go sell some of her premium dogs to the President of the United States, she killed him because she said he owed her two dollars, and he wouldn't pay. This somehow made her president, and she made a law that everything must be made of premium hotdogs. She was only seen once. Afterwards, she ordered one of her assistances to get her a hot dog, but became disgusted because it was not premium. Soon after, she killed said assistant (it's a merciful punishment for his crimes against his country).