- "I don't CAR about you anymore!"
- ―Gingerbread Man to Woman
Gingerbread Man is an unnamed Gingerbread Man that was cooked at McDonald's. A woman tried to eat him, but he got away multiple times and tried to make her a cooked Tire. He makes many puns, including "You look too TIRED for that!" or "I don't CAR about you anymore!".
- He likes Puns.
- He likes to be in the Oven.
- He was murdered by a Customer, but came Back from the Dead with a shotgun.
- He has the Arm Jiggle Disease.
- Him and his "Girlfriend" was killed by a dinosaur