Josè Josè Josè Josè is a Mexican man who thinks he's way to gorgeous to do anything. Papa Acachalla once said that him, Maxwell Acachalla and Jose Jose Jose Jose were a gang back in the ol' days. Papa Acachalla believed that Jose Jose Jose Jose told Papa Acachalla that Maxwell Acachalla would haunt him and his family.
- IM TOO GORGEOUS TO DIE!
- IM TOO GORGEOUS TO EAT!
- IM TOO GORGEOUS TO WORK!
- IM TO GORGEOUS TO HAVE MONEY!